Working within the system

Its like we never get cute Muslim shit! So here is a
funny parable.

peace y'all.

Working within the system.

An old Arab lived close to New York City for more than
40 years. He would have loved to plant
potatoes in his garden, but he is alone, old and weak.
His son is in college in Paris, so the old
man sends him an e-mail. He explains the problem:

"Beloved son, I am very sad, because I can't plant
potatoes in my garden. I am sure, if only you
were here, you would help and dig up the garden for
me.
I love you, Your Father"

The following day, the old man receives a response
e-mail from his son:

"Beloved Father, Please don't touch the garden. It's
there that I have hidden 'the THING'. I love you, too,
Ahmed"

At 4pm the US Army, The Marines, the FBI, the CIA and
the Rangers visit the house of the old
man, take the whole garden apart, search every inch,
but can't find anything. Disappointed they
leave the house.

A day later, the old man receives another e-mail from
his son.

"Beloved Father,
I hope the garden is dug up by now and you can plant
your potatoes. That's all I could do for you from
here.
I love you, Ahmed."