The Terrorist by John Uptight

John Updike writes the next great American novel, it is called 'The Terrorist' and explores the mind of an 18 year old Mulsim boy named Ahmad and how he becomes a terrorist. On his expose interview with Charlie Rose, he says he is proud of this book, but admitted that he knows next to nothing about Islam and it was a learning opportunity. He then went into an elaborate disposition on the 'desert people's' vision of Paradise. Food, feast, women, wine and Water. yes that would be the same as any Bacchus party and Nordic Valhalla. Oops did I say bitches!

Maybe I should write about a choir boy who got molested by a catholic priest.