A Mir Jaffar in Lodi?

So the Lodi Jury has convicted a 23 year old American kid who never finished school beyond 6th grade to 30 to 39 years in prison. Wait, now one of the jurors has said that she was forced into a guilty verdict by the jury foreman.

Still, the father was not convincted, but what remains to be seen is the mysterious desi James Bhund, aka Naseem Khan, who infliterated the farming community in Lodi at the behest of his Company bahadur masters, that would be the FBI. Unfortunately, Mr Bhund was a unskilled fast food worker made up stories about his desire to kill Americans and asked the younger Hyat about sending $4000 dollars to aid the terrorists. He also admitted to meeting Al ZarKawi in a mosque in Lodi. All this because Hamid Hyat had attended a terrorist training camp outside of Rawalpindi, a bustling city of 8 million people, a report denied by Pakistani goverment.

Basim Elkarra, executive director of the Sacramento Valley chapter of CAIR, the Council on American-Islamic Relations, said, "We're shocked. The informant (naseem Khan) lied to the FBI, but he took them too deep into this case, and there was no turning back."

Naseem Khan told the FBI that Osama bin Laden's top lieutenant, Ayman al-Zawahri, lived in Lodi and regularly attended prayer for portions of two years - a statement the government determined was not true.

"Now a poor kid who didn't get past the sixth grade has to spend time in prison," Elkarra said.

This is so full of holes that i would be surprised if it is not made into a stairical comedy with the starring role of Mir Jaffar, the ultimate traitor.